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GRYFFINDOR ♡ (other teams: SLYTHERIN - *coming soon* )
CITAZIONE Person A: Do any of you have any healthy stress outlets? Person B: screaming Person C: push-ups Person D: prayers Person E: manipulation Person A: okay, so we have screaming
CITAZIONE Person A: Okay, I’ve come up with a three-steps-plan to get Joni to date you. Person B: ...I’m listening. Person A: Step one, get her to play truth or dare. Person B: Stop. Person A: Step two, wait until she picks dare. Person B: No. Person A: Step three, dare her to date you. Person C, yelling from the other room: It could work!
CITAZIONE Person A, on the phone with Person B: bro, where are you? Person B: driving home from shopping, why? Person A: we went shopping together Person B: Person B: oh no Person B: STAY WHERE YOU ARE IM COMING
CITAZIONE Person A: I am friends with a liar Person A: Person B texted “lmfao” back to me from the other room Person A: I hear no laughing Person A: I hear no ass hitting the floor
CITAZIONE Person A: DO IT FOR THE VINE Person B: please God, do not do it for the vine. Person C: PERSON A WATCH THIS
CITAZIONE Person A: what happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time? Person B: the car takes a screenshot Person C: pull over and let me out of the car please
CITAZIONE Person A: Im probably one of the smartest, most skilled people here Person B: ….Is your hand stuck in a vending machine? Person A: I paid for mY SKITTLES, IM GETTING MY SKITTLES.
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HUFFLEPUFF ♡ (other teams: SLYTHERIN - GRYFFINDOR - *coming soon* )
CITAZIONE Person A:I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Person B: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Person C: I recorded the dumb stuff. Person D: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Person E: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
CITAZIONE Person A: ARE YOU- Person B: fucking Person A: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Person B: fucking Person A: IDIOT! Person C: ...what was that? Person B: D banned A from swearing so i volunteered to help her out.
CITAZIONE Person A: I’m not doing too well. Person A: I have a headache that comes and goes. Person B: *walks into the room* Person A: Oh look, there it is again.
CITAZIONE Person A: why are you in trouble this time? Person B: some kid at school said words couldn’t hurt them Person B: so I threw a dictionary at their head
CITAZIONE Person A: you have more qualities than you think, [points to B’s chest] you have this Person B: I do have great tits yes thank you Person A: Person A: I meant your heart
CITAZIONE Person A: B was banned from a buffet again Person B: well they shouldn’t put “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it Person A: you ate a chair
CITAZIONE Person A: You shouldn’t insult people (stop.) taller than yourself Person B: Then I wouldn’t be able to insult anyone!
CITAZIONE Person A: What's a word that’s a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Person B: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Person C: Smad.
CITAZIONE Person A: Because I will never be allowed to eat lava- Person A: *pauses to stare pleadingly at B* Person B:: *squints at A angrily and shakes head no* Person A: - my current theory is it has a texture of very thick honey.
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If you stand for nothing what will you fall for?
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CITAZIONE (arale @ 21/3/2021, 23:26) non ricordavo questa discussione e soprattutto questi screenshot e sto ridendo da sola di nuovo
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