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  1. dirrty
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    So che non lo userà mai nessuno ma lo volevo tantissimo



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    Person A: To my new child-in-law, I would say this:
    Person A: You have released me. This monster is yours now.

    (c)

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  2. dirrty
    Posted on 2/3/2019, 19:15
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    Person A: You and me? We both want the same thing… But we’re gonna have to work… [turns away] near each other.
    Person B: You mean together?
    Person A, swings back around angrily: Did you hear me say together??

     
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  3. dirrty
    Posted on 2/3/2019, 19:26
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    Person A: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.
    Person B, to Person C: You seem malnourished.

     
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  4. dirrty
    Posted on 2/3/2019, 19:33
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    Person A: Handcuffs? Wow, you’re kinky…
    Person B: First off, I’m a cop. And secondly, you’re being placed under arrest.

     
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  5. dirrty
    Posted on 2/3/2019, 21:50
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    CHARACTER A: I’m gonna take you out.
    CHARACTER B: Okay, it’s a date.
    CHARACTER A: I meant that as a threat.

     
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  6. cocaine/doll
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    eh doverosa :uhuh:


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    Person A: And stop being so mean to me,
    Person A: Or I swear to God I'm gonna fall in love with you!

     
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  7. dirrty
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    Character A: Don’t worry. They’ll never know what depilatated them.
    Character B: I think you just misused a word, but I don’t know what it means.

    (c)

     
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  8. dirrty
    Posted on 2/3/2019, 22:08
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    Character A: Is that my jacket?
    Character B: No, it's my jacket.
    Character A: Just looks a bit big for you, that's all.
    Character B: Maybe I'm a bit small for it. Mull that one over.

     
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  9. dirrty
    Posted on 2/3/2019, 22:29
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    Person A: your death would be… inconvenient
    Person B: aw A, I love you too

     
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  10. dirrty
    Posted on 2/3/2019, 22:38
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    Person A: What are you doing?
    Person B: What does it look like?
    Person A: It looks like you’re stealing all my shirts.




    BONUS *t-shirts
     
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  11. cocaine/doll
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    dai cidi lo mostro al mondo perché sono ksì karini
    CIDIPATIA !!

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    Person A: What are you doing?
    Person B: What does it look like?
    Person A: It looks like you’re stealing all my shirts.

     
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    Person A: We are never getting back together.
    Person B: Are you sure about that?
    Person A: No, not really. I still like you.

     
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  13. mcscuse me
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    CHARACTER A: OK, so I just had a really great idea!
    CHARACTER B: No.

     
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  14. mcscuse me
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    CHARACTER A: You know, I do have an idea how I can make this right!
    CHARACTER B: Really? Can you tell me your idea without using the words chowder, monkey, pogo, or time machine?
    CHARACTER A: ...No.

     
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  15. mcscuse me
    Posted on 3/3/2019, 01:32
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    CHARACTER A: Did you just hiss at me?
    CHARACTER B: I do that when I reach my limit of stupid questions.

     
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