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.CITAZIONEPerson A: Did you ever imagine it would end like this?
Person B: The horse is a surprise…. -
.CITAZIONEPerson A: Why are we laying on the ground?
Person B: You got knocked down so I laid next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.. -
.CITAZIONEPerson A: 1+2 equals me and you~
Person B: 1 + 2 equals three you buffoon.
Person A: It’s like 10, ‘cause you’re the only ten I see.
Person B: You are failing math. Can you like, concentrate? For 5 minutes.. -
.CITAZIONEPerson A: *holding a cross* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Person B: You’re a fool if you think I fear that man.. -
.CITAZIONEPerson A, texting: FaceTime me.
Person B, texting back: And see your potato chip looking face? No, thanks.
Person A: Remind me why we’re friends.
Person B: I’m the only one that can keep your ego in check.. -
.CITAZIONEPerson A: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay..
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.CITAZIONEPerson A: I'm gonna teach you guys about sculpting, which of course is art. I think of art as a physical expression of emotion! So, let's start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now
Person B: Stabbing.
Person A: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity - which I hope you don't do it to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling!
Person B: Well, maybe I feel stabby.
source: iCarly. -
.CITAZIONEPerson A: Hey guess what number i'm thinking of
Person B: 420
Person A: That's actually really immature someone else guess and please take this seriously
Person C: 69
Person A: yes it was 69
sourceperchè lo crescono bene ♥. -
.CITAZIONEPerson A: I have a feeling we should kiss.
Person B: I sometimes have a feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think, “hmm, better not”.. -
.CITAZIONEPerson A: Person C sleeps after us and is awake before us. Do they even sleep?
Person B: I think they periodically make a whirring noise and then just shut down.. -
.CITAZIONEPerson A: I scared them, didn’t I?
Person B: They’re terrified of you.
Person A: That makes me so happy.. -
.CITAZIONEPerson A: Um, why is Person B tied to a chair?
Person C: The question you’ll soon be asking is, “why aren’t they gagged”?person c
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.CITAZIONEPERSON A: iden con
mio maritoil mio bro
PERSON B: ma non si dice "idem"?
PERSON C: no iden perchè sta per IDENtico
PERSON D: (;
(un saluto a Lucas e al vippino fantasma - sempre nei nostri cuori). -
.CITAZIONEPerson A: sono sonia
Narrator: era sonia. -
.CITAZIONEperson A: *sighs sadly* nobody likes me
person B, who hasn’t confessed yet but has been giving A love and support through the years: am i a joke to you?.
