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  1. mcscuse me
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    CHARACTER A: Sorry, what is happening here?
    CHARACTER B: [Character C] and I are playing dress-up, [Character D] is making us question our existence and I found a dollar!

     
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  2. mcscuse me
    Posted on 3/3/2019, 16:32
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    Person A: *staring very intensely at B’s chest*
    Person B: What is it?
    Person A: Your shirt la tua collana.
    Person B, looking down at their shirt collana: What’s wrong with it?
    Person A: It’s still on you. è bella

     
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  3. mcscuse me
    Posted on 3/3/2019, 16:37
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    Person A: What the heck did you do last night?
    Person B: I embarrassed myself, my family, my name, and possibly my country.

     
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    Posted on 3/3/2019, 17:13
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    Person A: I’m… grounded?
    Person B: Yes, you’re grounded!
    Person C: You disobeyed an order!
    Person B, holding a shovel: And now, we’re gonna bury you until you’ve learned your lesson!
    Person C: B, that’s not how grounding works.

    LtT3RPY
     
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  5. mcscuse me
    Posted on 3/3/2019, 17:38
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    Person A: What a dick.
    Person B: I like him.
    Person A: Yeah, me too. He’s just doing his job. Good guy.

     
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  6. mcscuse me
    Posted on 3/3/2019, 17:48
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    Person A: Why do I have to be the bad guy?
    Person B: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

     
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  7. egl.af
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    Person A: I found a valve marked “Danger, do not turn.”
    Person B: You didn’t turn it, did you?
    Person A: Of course I did!

     
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  8. mcscuse me
    Posted on 3/3/2019, 18:03
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    A: Is it hot in here or is it just me?
    B: It’s you.
    A: What?
    B: What?

     
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  9. mcscuse me
    Posted on 3/3/2019, 18:11
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    Person A: I’m on my way, try not to swear at anybody.
    Person B: Fuck you. I’m not an idiot.
    Person A: There you go, like that.

     
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    Posted on 3/3/2019, 18:16
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    Person A: There’s a big hole in your house.
    Person B: There’s a big hole in your face.
    Person A: There’s a big hole in your heart…

     
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  11. mcscuse me
    Posted on 3/3/2019, 18:24
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    Person A: My worst trauma is when Person B tried to murder me during a tornado.

    Person B: Okay, I didn’t try to murder you.

    Person B: I just didn’t save you.

    Person C: I love your friendship, guys!

     
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  12. mcscuse me
    Posted on 3/3/2019, 18:35
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    Person A: B you can’t design a murder house!
    Person B: I’m not gonna design a murder house.
    Person C: B YOU CAN’T DESIGN A MURDER HOUSE!!
    Person B: I’M NOT GONNA DESIGN A MURDER HOUSE!

     
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  13. etc.
    Posted on 3/3/2019, 20:40
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    Person A: Everyone synchronize your watches.
    Person B: I don’t know how to do that.
    Person C: I don’t wear a watch.
    Person D: Time is a construct.

     
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  14. etc.
    Posted on 3/3/2019, 20:50
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    Person A: Why don’t you and I have a special dinner?

    Person B:     I’ll cook.

    Person A: Haven’t I suffered enough?

     
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  15. etc.
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    Person A, at some point in the future: Ten years ago today, I married my best friend.
    Person A: Person B is still really angry about it, but Person C and I were drunk and thought it was funny.



    BONUS GENERAZIONALE

     
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